Steve Collison

Scope On Life

Foreigners more likely to spread disease

At the risk of being labelled a racist – listen up. I was born in England, I live in the US, and spread disease like a cat spreads fleas. I’ve had two major viruses this year (both the flu), amongst other illnesses. OK, so I’m probably not that far up there in the statistics. But given that I would rarely get ill in England, it seems odd that I’d get ill in the US.

Is it possible there is a divide in immunity between the seas? Would it be far fetched to suggest that Americans are immune to the strains of viruses in their country, and that other nationalities are immune to the strains to their countries? Is the gift of my parent’s immune systems actually a curse? Of course, all of this could be put down to coincidence – nonetheless, I’d like to explore my thoughts further.

The H1N1 virus that has recently infected news media faster than the human population has clearly become an international celebrity virus. Can all viruses become international viruses?

To understand my proposition, we need to delve into what the immune system is and how it works.

The immune system by definition is “a system that protects the body from foreign substances and pathogenic organisms”. Specifically, it defends against bacterial, viral, and fungal infections. (Viral being the flu – that’s about all I really care about at this point.)

In the case of the flu virus, the virus isn’t actually ‘alive’. By my understanding, a virus is a cell that corrupts the DNA of other cells in your body.  When you are infected by a virus, your body sends out white blood cells to ‘eat’ the virus. Once your body recognises the virus, it ramps up production of white blood cells and wages a bloody war against it.

Eventually, your body will defeat the virus – assuming that your body is in good health. Some viruses (HIV for example) specialise in eradicating the immune system, meaning that your body cannot protect itself from the virus. In effect, HIV doesn’t actually kill you, but rather the next virus it opens your body up to does.

Assuming it all goes well, after you have defeated the virus, your immune system remembers it in case it ever tries to come back. And bless your lucky offspring, because your immune system’s memory will be passed down to them. If you are immune to something, there’s a chance they are too. (though this isn’t always true!)

Knowing that each generation passes immunity to the next, it seems less far fetched to suggest that physical breaks in generations could create drastically different states of immunity. For example, each virus I have caught this year, my wife and child have seemed immune to. In fact, further to that observation, I don’t recall anyone suggesting I had infected them.

A friend of mine, who inherited his immune system from his Mexican parents, also became ill with this virus. Is it all a coincidence? I don’t know. I’m not a doctor, and I have no authority in this area. However, if it is true that the origins of my immune system makes me more susceptible to viruses – I cannot help but wonder if I should be on the priority list for vaccinations.

Disclaimer: My description of the immune system is straight from my memory of science classes more than 8 years ago. If I’m wrong about anything, please feel welcome to correct me!

Miley Cyrus pole dances at Teen Choice Awards

What a dirty whorish pole dancer Miley Cyrus is.

Here’s the video:

There is a hot debate right now about whether or not Miley Cyrus was pole dancing in her performance at Teen Choice Awards 2009. Well hey – she was dancing, and there happened to be a conspicuously placed pole with no umbrella. How much evidence do you need?

Should Miley really be blamed for this? Maybe, but don’t forget the producers. Who’s idea was it to place that pole there, anyway? Find a picture of some tape, some paper and a pen… and it doesn’t look conspicuous, now add a gun to that picture, and suddenly it becomes a crime scene. The ice cream cart with the pole sticking out could have looked less like a pole dancing table had someone just put a little more thought into the budget! But hey, the economy’s tough… and ice cream is expensive…

In today’s society, it is clear to me that many parents now expect role models to parent their children. Sure, you can blame Miley for your 12 year old having sex, or you could blame yourself – after all, you are responsible for what your child is doing at that age. Why aren’t you parenting them? Why aren’t you pulling them to one side? Are you afraid that they’re going to hate you? Don’t worry, they won’t have time to hate you when they’re hitting up on cocaine and catching HIV.

Does this come down to the government? What stereotype of person voted to allow children to have an abortion without at least telling their parents? Who took the control and fear of consequences out of parenting? Honestly – what a stupid mistake.

Everyone should be accountable for what has become acceptable, because if you’re not for it, and you’re not standing up against it, then what are you doing? You’re being ignorant. Have fun in your bliss.

Say Hello to the 1996 Geo Metro

Well, the Saturn has been a good car to us – despite its 20mpg, it hasn’t cost much to maintain, and I think I finally have all of the problems figured out – not fixed, but at least figured out.

But even 30mpg isn’t going to be enough, when we’re used to 64mpg from the Renault Laguna we had in England. So, we went out and bought ourselves a 1996 Geo Metro with an EPA 40mpg. It’s a 1.3 litre four cylinder – and it’s non-interference, so if the timing belt snaps it isn’t going to cause catastrophic damage. It is, of course, a stick shift. ;)

So far I’ve really enjoyed driving it, but it does have a few problems that need to be sorted out:

  1. The brake pads need replacing. I’ve already made an attempt to change them, but I couldn’t even get the wheels off!
  2. There’s rust that needs repairing and painting.
  3. The radio and auxilary power socket appear to be dead – maybe a fuse?
  4. The check engine light is on, I need to get the code(s) read.

I’ll document my work on this car. Now for some pictures… (these were taken directly from the listing, I haven’t taken my own yet!)

1996 Geo Metro

1996 Geo Metro

1996 Geo Metro

Oh isn’t she a beaut! ;)

How to give up soda drinks

A while ago I wrote about giving up Mountain Dew, claiming this was something I hoped to achieve. I did achieve it, temporarily – and there lies the problem, temporary achievements are nothing short of failures. Calling a failure an achievement allows us to downplay a problem with ignorance.

The problem is, to give up something you really have to believe it is bad for you – you really have to be able to mentally weigh the pros and cons of giving it up.

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